Shes jokes

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

What did the banana say to the vibrator?

"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.