Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Shes Jokes
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
My 3 year old sister kept saying, "I like your cut, G." Every time she does, I dodge and close my eyes, but she's the one who always ends up running.
One time there was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track. A girl said, "Excuse me, can you move, please? I'm trying-" Then the man stopped her sentence and said, "How is your t-shirt so clean?" Then she said back, "Easy, hung it up."
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Why didnβt the emo attend her grandmaβs funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
