Shes jokes

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Why do orphans die so much?

'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

A guy asked me what I do for a living.

Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

What are chocolate's preferred gender pronouns?

Her-she.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂