Shes jokes

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!

What is the difference between a broom and a mop?

It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.

My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.

I guess you can say she had me in a trans.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.