Shes jokes

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so stupid, she failed a survey.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair, she looks 15.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?

Her boner.

What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?

She charges you for extra sauce!