Shes jokes

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.