Shes jokes

Joe mama so fat that she is homeless wit you.

I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.

She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."

DARK ALERT********

A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.

DARK ALERT********

Your mom is so fat, she starts with the letter O in the alphabet because O.B.C.D. (Obesity).

My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.

Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."

Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.

Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?

She is the only one that calls me "lamo."

My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.

He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.