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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
Opal didn't hack RapBoat's account, she WAS RapBoat the whole time.
Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Must be heartwrenching for a loyal husband to watch his wife dry shagging me on the living room carpet.
I mean, once she started, she couldn't get enough.
I'm so bored and miserable, that I have sex with my inflatable girlfriend every night.
The best part? She don't talk back.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."