She jokes

I saw a girl with blond hair. She was sexy and beautiful. I thought she was the most hottest girl I ever saw, so I ran up to her feeling hot.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama is so dumb that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?

She couldn't find the 11.

Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.

My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.