She jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

Yo mama so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.

Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama is so fat, the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone number.

Your mama is so stupid, she put a ruler under her pillow to measure how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat, when she touched the stairs, it said, "To be continued!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.

Yo mama is so stupid that she asked how much is a free sample.

Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.