She jokes

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?

She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

"Joe Mama so fat she plays pool table the Earth."

Your mum is so stupid, when she went on your phone it got fat.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.

Why did your mom cross the road?

You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.

Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.

Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."

Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.

Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.

Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.

Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.