She jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

I saw a girl crying. I asked her, "Where are your parents?" She cried as I got kicked out of the orphanage.

How do you know the hooker killed herself?

She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw the "log in" page on her computer, she went and put a log in it.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.

Jo Mama is so fat, I left her printing last year, and she is still printing!

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........

IMAGINE!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."