She jokes
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Your momma is so dumb that when they said it was chilly outside, she came outside with a bowl.
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
My sister thinks she's sooooo smart. She said that the only food that makes you cry is onions, therefore I threw a coconut at her.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.