She jokes
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in the pond because the sign said, "No Swimming!"