She jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she sits down she dislocates Earth out of its orbit.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Your mummy is so tall, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a dildo.
Memes
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, all the cars slowed down.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Why was Helen Keller slurring her fingers?
She was drunk.
Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?
She thought her grandma was trying to flex.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
I used to date this girl only to find out she's a guy.
I guess you can say she had me in a trans.