She jokes

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "He was a little tardy."

I replied to her, "I thought they all were."

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.

Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.

If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.

If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.

My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.

Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!

My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was Spanish for blowjob.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex, but one second later, she did it on the street with a criminal.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.

I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah's Witness had sex with me so hard, she turned to Christianity.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."

My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.

My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.

Your mom's been giving me attitude lately, so I told her to shut her mouth. When she did, it caused me to lose 4 inches.