She Jokes

A man sees a crying woman by a pond. She is in a wheelchair and has no arms or legs.

He asks her why she is crying, and she answers that she has never been hugged. Feeling pity, he hugs her, then jogs away.

The next day, he finds her crying again, and she says she has never been kissed. The man kisses her and jogs away again.

On the third day, the man sees her crying and asks her thrice. She tells him she has never been fucked. The man picks her up and throws her in the pond, telling her, "You're fucked now!"

Yo mama so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reaflection threw up and ran away

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to wake up sleeping pills.

Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.

Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

What is a yellow dog Libertarian?

A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it! 🐕 🗽

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!

Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard and the earth is shaking like a earthquake

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"

Your mum is so fat she eat all day 🤣🤣🤣