She Jokes

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”

My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

Anyways, she cried lol.

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?

So she can moan with her right hand.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not Susie.

Your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!