She jokes

Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"

Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"

Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes.

When she got the puppy, he was nice, but the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play Barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food, you know.” The parents only answered with “Oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy...he won’t need feeding for years.”

When I was 17, my mom’s door was always locked. I wonder what she was doing.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.

If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."

Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”