Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you...
That other guy in the comment section: that’s actually offensive to ducks
Bro it’s a joke....
someone: stop making jokes about sh!
me; OH sorry man, ill cut it out, ill cut it out deep
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Sh!t on a stick
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber
when you tell an orphan I did your mom in your home an and they start crying ME: you f&*k up the class:oh sh!&
What's still together after all the sh*t they've been through? Your butt cheeks.
my wife said i had no sense of direction.... so i packed my sh*t and right
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
friend:stop w the sh jokes there not funny me: its not that deep. ill cut it out
I SH so much, even when i die and become a ghost, you can see red striped floating around the room.
Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her. Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the hunger games cuz she thought it was a eating competition. Yo mama is so ugly when santa claus saw her. He yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t" Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didnt let her leave Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
President: Them damn flat faced n**g*rs!! Man: We have the power of the sun itself! President: Drop it on them! Man: You push the button President:*sigh* Fine give it to me Man: Hands over button President: Pushes it Both: YAAA! President: Bumps into the button pressing it again Both: Oh, sh*t
Meanwhile in japan after the first bomb went off Japanese man: Ah sh*t here we go again
if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed
My best friend looked at my arms and said “stop sh it’s bad” then turns right around and says “you look like a tiger”
so from here on out i am now Finn the self harming tiger
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
