Sexuality jokes
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
I would tell you a joke about my dink, but it's too long.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why don’t orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"
Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Is anyone gay?
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
I'm so gay.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.