Everyone reading this is gay!
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
I woke up one night to a strange noise, and when I went to investigate what it was, I found out that it was coming from my parents' room.
I looked inside and counted, ok one, two, three finger men and my mom, so nothing out of the ordinary, so then I checked my sister's room, and I counted 4 other women in the room, but then I realized that the sound was coming from right in front of me. It was my dad giving me a BJ the whole time.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
This site is darker than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
What's the difference between a blonde and your computer?
You don't want your computer to go down on you.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
I did phone sex, but I'll never do it again because last time my penis got stuck in the charging cord.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
I LOVE BIG HAIRY DICKS!
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What’s the similarity between a penis and a lollipop?
Kids can take both.
