Sexuality jokes

Do you like Mirah?

Mirah-t nuts.

Place a man in a morgue, he'll try to leave.

Place a doctor in a morgue, he'll go to work.

Place a necrophiliac in a morgue, he'll stay happy for a week.

Hoyt is gay.

Me: I’m going to get burrito 🌯

Friend: You can have my burrito baby.

Gay.

Friend: *begins to moan*

Me: Finna hang up.

There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).

Why is a circle gay?

It's not straight.

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.

What’s wrong with a gay bbq?

All the hotdogs taste like shit.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

My mom is gay.

G@y 👌

Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?

Answer: An Investigator

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

Why did the Unicorns become extinct?

Because unicorns are gay! :|

Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.

Ur mom gay.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

The sexual shout "Yes Daddy" probably originated in Alabama.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.