Sexuality jokes
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
A man walks over to a little boy and asks, "Wanna see my tattoo of a bunny?"
The little boy replies with, "Yes please, I love bunnies!"
The man proceeds to pull his pants down and said, "Can you see it yet?"
The little boy curious says, "No, where is it?"
The man says, "Dig a little deeper, he runs into the hole when he gets scared!"
Three guys walk into a bar: one Asian, one American, one Black.
A girl walks in and says if all three of your D*** sizes don't add up to 12 inches, I will shoot you.
First comes the American with 3 inches, then the Black man with 8.
It totals out to 11 and they look at the Asian and say "Oh no."
He comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve.
She walks away and says ok.
The Asian says, "You're lucky she was hot, so I had a boner!"
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.
Haha, you're gay!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.
Ha, gay!
My dick hard.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Nick sucks dick.
You're gay!
Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"
"My penis."