Sexuality jokes

I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.

I've never worn my gay sweater, it hasn't come out of the closet yet.

Haha, you're gay!

There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

Kenny's dick is so small that instead of giving him a handjob, I gave him a thumb and forefinger job.

Ha, gay!

My dick hard.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

Nick sucks dick.

You're gay!

Pope Francis: "What is the hardest thing about nailing a young boy to a cross?"

"My penis."

A man walks into a bar and orders 3 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down?"

The man says, "I just found out my niece is gay." The next day, he orders 4 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's got you down now?" The man says, "I just found out my son is gay."

The next day, he orders 6 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, "Got anybody who likes women?" The man says, "My wife does."

Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.

Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

I'm not gay, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

You're gay.

What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?

Diabetes.