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I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.

I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.

Why did the Polish Roman Catholic priest remove zippers from the pants of gay men in the LGBT community?

Because he lost his key to his house and he was desperate to get back inside of his house and he thought that one of keys to their zippers would be able to unlock the door of his house.

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?

The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.

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    • What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

    What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

    The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

    What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?

    Mixed nuts.

    "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.