Sexuality jokes

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Kenny was into incest until his mom died.

Now he's into necrophilia.

Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

A: One is a good year, one is a great year.

Masochists and sadists are made for each other.

What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?

Lickalotapuss.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?

One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.

Why do Vampires like virgins?

Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.

Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?

Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?

How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Gays: "I like men."

Straight: "I like women."

Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."

You're gay.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

What do you call a retard with a boner? A slowpoke.

I love you papi's! No homo.