Sexuality jokes
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
Like if you're gay.
Dislike if you are lez.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Straight people.
That's the joke.
Lesbian stands for:
L: Loving
E: Extra
S: Shitty
B: Bitches
I: I
A: Am attracted to
N: Nice girls.
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
Jarod (😏): Man, Breya Smith is so hot! The things I would do!
Y'uree (😟): Yes, but... she moved, remember? Her father found a new "job," so she is now leaving until the fall.
Jarod (😞): Ah yes! BECAUSE!!!!!
Y'uree (😯): I don't know, bitch. Maybe she has other things to do, or we can give her a good gangbang before she leaves!
Jarod: (😒): No, I really want to fuck her by myself!
Jarod (🤔): Hmmmmmmm..... mhmmmmmm..... ummmmm..... hmmmmm.... not a bad idea!
Jarod (🤨): Or not?
Y'uree (🙄): Shut up, man!
Jarod (😠): NO, I mean it! THAT GIRL HAS THE BEST ASS FOR ORAL SEX!
I'm horny and gay.