Sexual orientation jokes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Beau is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
