Sexual orientation jokes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Beau is gay.
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
