Sexual orientation jokes

Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?

Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!

What's a homo's favorite planet?

Uranus.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?

Porn Cocktail.

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Beau is gay.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.