Sexual orientation jokes
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What's a homo's favorite planet?
Uranus.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
So this guy is talking to his buddy about his flying lessons. "My first time in the air, my instructor informed me that he was an 8th degree black belt and homosexual, and if I don't succumb to his sexual advances I would have to jump out of the plane," and his buddy says, "Well, did you jump?" The guy says, "Yeah, a little at first."
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Beau is gay.
Community talk
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.
I may have been wrong abt men. I think I am bi?
Everyone, a while ago i told Mal and comso and a few poeple i was lesbian. Cosmo told me im not, because I've dated men before. So because of that i thought maybe i had to like men, and i forced myself to. So i kept dating guys. Now, its weird, thinking of being with a guy just makes me sick in a way I can't understand. It donset sound appealing, i just... dont want it. I dont find attraction, or love to any of them … Read more