What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
beau is gay
What's the point of sex when you're gay?
Because only gay people jerk off.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
