Sexual orientation jokes
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
Depends, are you AC or DC? However many turn you on.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
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Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
..do i even need to explain ts..
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.