Sexual orientation jokes
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
His gay ass dad.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why do gay men and lesbians believe that bisexual men don't exist because there is no such thing as male bisexuality?
Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!