Sexual orientation jokes
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
His gay ass dad.
..do i even need to explain ts..
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.