Sexual orientation jokes
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
His gay ass dad.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.