Sexual orientation jokes
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
..do i even need to explain ts..
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
In a lesbian relationship, which feminazi cooks?
None, both carpet munchers eat out.
Why don't gays shop at sports authority?
They prefer Dick's.
His gay ass dad.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
What is a gay man's favorite job?
A blowjob.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
I told my dad that I’m gay. He replied, “No, you're retarded.” Then he went off to kiss a baby.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Q: How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? A: All the hot dogs taste like shit.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a Christian nationalist and Catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills?
she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.