Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
His gay ass dad.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
