Sexual orientation jokes
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor? Porn Cocktail.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.
His gay ass dad.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A Gaelic.
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"