Sexual orientation jokes

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because no one will call them daddy.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.