Sexual orientation jokes

What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

What do lesbians cook for dinner?

They don't, they just eat out.

POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.

How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because no one will call them daddy.

Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?

So they have a place to hang the air freshener.

Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?

A. Bisexual.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?

They both get a lot of crack.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?

A dick.

Gays: I like men.

Straights: I like women.

Russia: Hole is hole.

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet.

What do you call a crazy lesbian?

Fruit Loops.

What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.