Sexual orientation jokes
What’s the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
A straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-do!"
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do!"
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
How many gay guys can you fit on a barstool? 4... if you turn it upside down.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because no one will call them daddy.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
What's in a man's mouth when he realizes he's gay?
A dick.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.