I was on a bus when this girl offered to blow me for $5...
...and never being a person to pass up a good deal, I gave her $5 and watched her do her thing. After she was finished she lit up a cigarette and started smoking right there on the bus.
I was disgusted. I thought to myself, "What is this world coming to? Who sells cigarettes to a 12 year old?"
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables? Sells the wheelchair.
How to improve my beloved Penchester United in 5 easy steps:
1. Sell Casemeiro 🤑 2. Sell Pernandes 🤑 3. Sell Bencho 🤑 4. Sell Trashford 🤑 5. Terminate penaldo 🤑 6. Make Mctominay extend his deal 📝
These came down deep from my heart don’t let me down again, please.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch.
Because it was over 10 years old.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme? I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
Why did the titanic sink because he saw a iceberg selling candy
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
I have a friend that sells backpacks for a living. You can draw on them using markers of different color variants.
He one day said his business was “remarkable.”
I knew a guy who used to sell wrenches. He was all torque.
What does Cangaball do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
what do you call it when you sell panera bread in your shed
panera shed
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
Why can’t you sell nans but you can sell zebras ?
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart
Cuz they sell oden not a family
what should i sell my dragon for dragon thez ball across yo face
What does Can do after eating it’s vegetables Go on eBay to see how much He can sell the Wheelchair for
