I am a George Formby fan,and I love football…my favourite manager was Arsen Wenger…my favourite referee was Collina…my favourite player was Dean Windas…so my favourite George Formby song was Wenger,Collina,Windas

whye dose Sam sung sell TeeVss? Cuss thay make them?😂😂

If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks then he’ll have to call his pub a Mars Bar

What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hoe a hoe can wash her crack and sell it again

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

A Mexican opens a pharmacy in CA. What’s he selling?

Drugs

my mom walks in a bar and the bartender said water saying we only sell beer

I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R Whites in the other…I got into a hot sweat I think I have Corona Virus

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer.

The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.