What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Self Harm Jokes
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
I'm the joke.
Bros got barcode arms.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
