Self Harm jokes

What do emos like to do when they're sad?

They play violin on their wrists.

What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?

Pizza won't cut itself.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.

My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.

SELF HARM

I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.

What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.

None.

I'm the joke.

Bros got barcode arms.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.

Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda looked like me.

I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.

If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.

My arm has a different texture than the rest of me, lol.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.