Self Harm jokes

Them: What's on your arm?

Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)

One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.

"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"

Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?

Because it's a battlefield.

Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

What is a self-harm person's favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

My friend told me my wrist wasn't a cutting board. So I asked her if hers was at all, and if I could borrow it.

I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

Really feeling suicidal is basically having a mental breakdown, but realizing you have nothing nice and sharp to use.

Do you know why I wish grass was emo? So it can cut itself.

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.

Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.

What do you call a group of depressed kids?

The suicide squad.

I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.

Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.