Self Harm jokes
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Why do cats leave scratches on arms? They don't; I do it myself.
Them: What's on your arm?
Me: I'm training to breathe fire ;)
What is a self-harm person's favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
The match: "Ur my match." The thighs: "You light me up."
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
I wish my grass were emo, so it would cut itself.
What's an Emo's least favorite game?
Fruit Ninja.
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.