What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
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Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
