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If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Memes
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.