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I see 6 letters in "the past."

I have 2020 vision.

I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.

What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?

You only see one asshole in 69.

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I'm sorry.

And there's the referee taking down Ronaldo's number.

Not really the time or the place, but it's good to see that we've kept homophobia out of football.

"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."

"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"

Hhhhmmmmmm?

An image of a mobile game advertisement shows many different stylized characters. The text reads, "1000+" and "Collect all children". A user commented, "There's something off with this but I can't see what it is."

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"

Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

IBC.

IBC who?

I'll be seeing you later.

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Your hair line so far back i couldn't see u even when will Smith slapped it

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Why is the blind kid popular?

He can't see the middle fingers.

I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.

Doctor: Oh, I see.

Me: Ahhhh!!!!!

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."

The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.

A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.