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"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Wanna see my pp again?

Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”

I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"