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It's kinda sad seeing you attempt to put your whole vocabulary in one sentence. Oh wait, you only said three words.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, “I can’t see a thing. I’ll open this one.” The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
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A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
An emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry, and he says to his clothes, "I wish I were you!"
Like this,
it will give you good luck. See for yourself!
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
I tell my therapist I’m scared of the 3rd, 9th, and 15th letter of the alphabet.
Doctor: Oh, I see.
Me: Ahhhh!!!!!
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?