a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull ? It’s either one or the udder
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
2 men walk into a bar no clue how they didn't see it
when I see the little brother in a video get everything i try t and get grounded ;-;
when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom
Me and my friend are walking we see a kid my friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents he said yeah I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
We see the movie Aladdin, and Abu steals more than Aladdin, I’m surprised that Abu hasn’t got killed yet.
throw a few paper airplanes at the twin's in your class see if they fall
What did stephen hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Orphans and pretty tough I mean you never see them running home...
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio