I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
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I have 206 bones, but when I see you, I have 207.
What do you call a nazi that can’t see?
A nozi.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Are you happy to see me, or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and a detonator in your hand?
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Me: I'm afraid of random letters.
Therapist: You are?
Me: [screams]
Therapist: Oh, I see.
Me: [screaming intensifies]
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Malaysian Airlines Flight 303!
