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Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
A man walks into a doctor's office, naked and wrapped in Glad Wrap.
The doctor replies with: "I can clearly see your nuts."
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
I ran over an emo yesterday? I wanted to let him see pitch black.
I threw a lamp at an emo? I tried to lighten up his day.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Little Johnny and his mom were sitting in church one day when suddenly Johnny said, "Mom, I think I'm gonna throw up!"
Then his mom said, "Go across the field and into the bushes, hopefully no one will see you there."
Johnny comes back a minute later, and his mom asks, "Did you make it?" Then Johnny said, "No, but there was a box by the door that SAID 'For The Sick!'"