Section jokes

Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.

We have decided to delete this part of this site on 10/24/2022.

What would you call a gay man's couch? A Homo Sectional.

Why was the two-piece swimsuit invented?

To separate the meat section from the dairy section.

You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.

All I have to do is go to the Africa section.

Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

Every time I go to the store I look in the deodorant section and my dyslexia acts up. Instead of "antiperspirant," I read "antidepressant." At least I get a bunch of extra snacks out of my shopping mistakes.

I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.

Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!

I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.

Two friends who've been bros for forever see each other in Wal-Mart in the card section. The first guy asks what he got his wife for her birthday. The second guy tells him he got her a Maserati and a card. The first guy tells him he got his wife a card and a dildo for her birthday.

The second guy asks why he got his wife a dildo for her birthday. The first guy says, "If she doesn't like the card I got her, then she can go fuck herself!"