Section jokes

At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.

POV: It's a rapists' groupchat, not a joke section. And it's SAD.

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I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.

The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.

But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

They put the woman's rights in the fantasy section in the library.

Why do they call my dick section 8?

Because all the hoes are on it.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

So, I just got kicked out of the orphanage library for putting a book about parents in the fiction section.