Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
i am really gay just needed confess this
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
Hoow on god's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone? JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
