Who is Osama Binladen’s secret cousin? Barrack Obama or Barrack Osama BinLaden
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
People always ask what the secret of our families happiness is. It is simple really. 1 Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week. 2. We all give each other a hand when needed. Last but not least we play twister.
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
i am really gay just needed confess this
A orphan came out the closet to there parents as gay. Oh wait. Continue.
BFF:DUDE, COME OVER TO MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!
Me:What no way its 2:58 am
BFF:but i just found my brothers secret stash of oreos!!!!!
Me:I'll be over in 5 minutes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty and now they have a daughter
Secret Jill didn’t go in the shit yet jack went in first and died :D
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N Oh my gosh I'm peeing on my shoe no one knows about it yet
At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
I have a secret crush on yo momma
A alien goes to area 51 but what I wonder why he doesn't go to your house
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I canteloupe.
you know what I hate about rape? Keeping it a secret.
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 ONEted TWO bring THREE knives FOUR surFIVEal, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hEIGHTed him, and didn’t have beNINE inTENtions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
