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Dwayne Johnson

Wade · 2 years ago
    • The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."
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    • Math test

    Wade · 2 years ago
    • Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.
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    • Caveman

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

    • COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

    The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".
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    • Chuck Norris

    OGWhiteBoi69 · 2 years ago
    • A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.
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    • Cap

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The image shows a tweet with a caption above three photos. The tweet says: "I was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes..." The three photos show a bottle of equate brand medicine, the inside of its cap, and the bottle with pills in the cap. Below the tweet a user says: "I used this method with adderall and im currently cutting my grass with scissors."
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    • Mirror

    shaylie lol · 2 years ago
    • A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".
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    • Dwayne Johnson

    SexyAndIKnowIt · 3 years ago
    • The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.
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    • Hand

    Willy b · 6 months ago
    • The image features four white hand icons on a black background. The first three are the traditional symbols for Rock, Paper, and Scissors. The fourth hand is a fist oriented horizontally, labeled as "FLASHBANG". Below the icons, the text reads "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, FLASHBANG". There are watermarks for @miguel_torres99 and TikTok.
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    • Traffic Stop

    GG Miller · 3 years ago

    • His ass going to jail

    The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"
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    • Paper

    Anonymous · 4 years ago

    • Paper.

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