Scissors memes
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
His ass going to jail
Jokes
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!