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Dwayne Johnson

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

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Math test

Wade · 2 years ago

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

Caveman

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) · 3 years ago

COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA

The image shows two fists facing each other with a red background. Below that is a split image of two cavemen looking angry. The text on the image says, "Paper: *not invented yet" and "Scissors: *not invented yet" and "Cavemen when deciding on something:".

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Chuck Norris

OGWhiteBoi69 · 2 years ago

A picture of a large rock formation in the ocean split in half with the text "CHUCK NORRIS WAS HERE AND HE CHOSE SCISSORS" written above and below the rock.

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Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

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Mirror

shaylie lol · 2 years ago

A surprised-looking orange fish with large eyes, against a dark background. The text says, "When you're playing Rock Paper Scissors in the mirror and you actually win:".

Dwayne Johnson

SexyAndIKnowIt · 3 years ago

The image shows three photos of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. In the first photo, he is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, making a fist. In the second, he is Dwayne "The Paper" Johnson, holding his hand flat. And in the third, he is Dwayne "The Scissors" Johnson, making a V with his fingers.

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Hand

Willy b · 3 months ago

The image features four white hand icons on a black background. The first three are the traditional symbols for Rock, Paper, and Scissors. The fourth hand is a fist oriented horizontally, labeled as "FLASHBANG". Below the icons, the text reads "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS, FLASHBANG". There are watermarks for @miguel_torres99 and TikTok.

Traffic Stop

GG Miller · 3 years ago

His ass going to jail

The image shows a blue car with three minions inside. Text overlay says: "A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers.' I said, 'Scissors, I win and drove off!!'"

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Orphanage

Orphan · 7 years ago

You know those paper families you cut out?

Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.