Scientist jokes
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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