Scientist jokes
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!