If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
