Scientist jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
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What do you do with a dead scientist?
You barium.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"