Scientist jokes
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
What’s impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why did Stephen Hawking walk across the road? Oh wait...
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.