Scientist jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. đđ¤Ł
Stephen Hawking didnât die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
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What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasnât: Upstairs.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a barâoh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......