Scientist jokes
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. đđ¤Ł
Stephen Hawking didnât die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
Memes
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Whatâs impossible?
Steven Walkings.
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasnât: Upstairs.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
He can't do stand-ups.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a barâoh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......