Scientist jokes
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar...
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!