Scientist jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
Memes
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Scientist time travels into the year 2024.
Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣