Scientist jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
He's fat!
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Stephen Hawking walks into a b... nevermind.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.