Scientist jokes
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.