Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
Yo momma's so old that even scientist's get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Hey girl are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
Stephen's not dead; his WiFi is slow.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Stand? Wait. No.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
Your forehead [is] so big scientists measured it, studied it, and then finally they said: "Oh my God... your forehead is so big it's a 50 mile car ride from your eyebrows to your hair!"
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
