Scientist jokes
Who's never the last man standing?
Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He lost WiFi connection.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"