Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Scientist Jokes
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
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Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
