What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
so, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- oh, wait a minute!!!! rewind!! so, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
whats the diffrant between stephen hawking and rocket league both of them cant stand up
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
What did Steven Hawking say when the WiFi cut out?.........Nothing.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What’s steaven hawking favourite shampoo head and bolts
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Stephen Hawking was incredible at poker, he had no tell whatsoever.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
