Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh wait...
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
Stephen Hawking shows up to a car meet-up.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.
This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"
His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"
