Scientist jokes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What part of a vegetable can't you eat? The wheelchair.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
Runner beans.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song?
The wheels on the chair go round and round.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
Stephen Hawking can't stand for army.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stephen.
Can't you read? It says "No Hawking."
How do you execute Stephen Hawking?
The electric wheelchair.