What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels
why does steven hawking need some screens
he needs to win those fortnite tournaments and get to champions league
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore
Stephen Hawkings best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
According to scientists, there have been a discovery of water on mars. Mars-1 Africa-0
yo mamma so fat scientists say shes the closest planet to earth
what did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast his left sholder
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.” The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!” The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳 Characteristics: -Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 -Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 -Finished 😹🤕 -0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawkins and a refrigerator
-the fridge actually runs
Stephen hawkings robed the apple store looking for a charger
Stephen hawkings shows up to a car meet up
