Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
what was Stephen hawkings favorite childhood song.......... the wheels on the chair go round and round
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Nasa stands for nobody ask scientists anymore
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
