What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Steven hawking did not die he deleted him self
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking pass? Because he couldn't pass "I'm not a robot" test.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking is the fastest footballer ever--he could just charge up the Left Wing!
Why did the people think Stephen Hawking was disrespectful?
'Cause he didn't stand up for the national anthem.
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Steven Hawking lost the wifi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why did the scientist want to take off his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win the no-bell prize.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
What did scientists prove when they saw a skeleton on the moon?
The cow didn’t make it.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
