Scientist jokes
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?
The American Siri.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!