What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
Yo mamma so fat, scientists say she's the closest planet to Earth!
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
