Science jokes
You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What went up but never came down?
Stephen Hawking's IQ.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
He's fat!