Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane? Osmoses.
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
What’s better than Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
