How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting. Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can not helium, you have to curium. If you can not curium, you have to barium!
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sisters, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughter. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
is your refegir ruu\
is your refregerator running you, better go catch it
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An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
