Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial
Flat Earthers
Why does the nucleus feel trapped? Because it’s inside a cell!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
