Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touch each other or anything, so sir, I did not drop-kick that child
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
stephen hawking went on a date and come back with a broken leg, I can't believe she stood him up
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon...
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
