Science jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"