What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
