Science jokes
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What Stephen Hawking doesn't know about wheelchairs isn't worth knowing.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What does a skeleton call their great-grandparents?
A fossil.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day? F5
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Someone unplugged the WiFi router.