What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Science Jokes
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar. Just kidding :(
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between flat earthers and my grandfather? Flat earthers are more disconnected from reality than my grandfather is disconnected from his life support.
