Science

Science Jokes

Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

Only one man came out alive.

They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.

Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.

In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.

Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?

Whatโ€™s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.