Science

Science jokes

Potato

    • If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

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    • Wife

    • Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

    She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

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    • Day

    • Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

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    • Science memes

    Water

    • They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

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    • H20

    • Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

    Only one man came out alive.

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    • Inbreeding

    • I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

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    • Adam

    • Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

    Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

    Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

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