Science jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Rocks rock and crack!
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
I tried having a three-way with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three-body problem.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"