Science

Science jokes

Earth

What did Earth say to the other planets?

"You guys have no life!"

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  • Potato

    If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.

    But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.

    Day

    Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

    H20

    Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

    Only one man came out alive.

    Water

    They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

    Inbreeding

    I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.

    Wife

    Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?

    She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.

    Goat

    What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • DNA

    I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.

    Depression

    Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

    But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.