Why did Stephan hawking die? He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
TV:Water found on Mars..... Mars:1 Africa:0
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
Your hairlines so far back even bill nye the science guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
