Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
Bill? Bill?" bill hears faintly in the distance. Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math? Because, when they need to multiply, they divide
Y don’t they let have Stephen Hawkings have other electronics around him ? Because he will sound staticky
I told a chemistry joke there was no reaction
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
God, I miss Stephen Hawking. He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
I wonder if stephan hawking heard the song gangsters paradise oh shit he can't
uranus is a gas giant
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
