Science jokes
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
U die from robot bite.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.