Science

Science jokes

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

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  • You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.

    Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"

    Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."

    So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!

    So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......

    What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?

    Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎

    What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

    One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!

    Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.