Science jokes
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
U die from robot bite.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.