73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
Science Jokes
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
U die from robot bite.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
You're so retarded, if there was a clone of you that was supposed to be smart, it would still be retarded.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed?
Isaac Newton died a virgin!😎
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.
Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
