Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
He's not dead, his batteries have run out.
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
If Stephen Hawking was so fucking smart, why hasn't he learned to walk yet?
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Geology rocks!
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees.
What's the definition of total chaos?
A bus load of retards passing a magnet factory.
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.
What is the chemical formula for a banana? BaNa2
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
