Science jokes
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
73 Earths can fit in Uranus.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
U die from robot bite.
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.