Science

Science Jokes

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, โ€œHow much for a drink?โ€ The bartender replied, โ€œFor you, NO CHARGE!โ€