Science

Science Jokes

Stairway

Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying β€œOh Fu-k”?

Mama

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Astronaut

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

Anger

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

WiFi

How do you make Stephen Hawking mad?

You turn off the WiFi router.

Astronaut

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"

Eel

Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Astronaut

What do astronauts πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. πŸš€πŸ₯ͺ

Day

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

Snowman

What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...

Water... yup, water...

Depression

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.

But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.

Chemistry

All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.

I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.

Air

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

Nucleus

A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, β€œHow much for a drink?” The bartender replied, β€œFor you, NO CHARGE!”

Door

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is blocking the door!