Science jokes
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.