If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Science Jokes
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
