Science jokes
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.