Hippity hoppity the school shooter spotted me

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond Virginia. I recommend that you go there

I give props to pedophiles

they always go slow in the school zones

What is Sophia’s favourite song

Open wide cum inside it is okay school

One day there was a boy who needed the toilet. So he goes to his teacher and asks if he can go to the toilet. The teacher says “yes but before you go what is the first 3 letters in the alphabet?” The boy replies " I don’t know miss… The teacher says that he will have to wait. Later the boy goes home to his mom that is on the phone. What is the first letter in the alphabet? His mom says “Oh shut up! So the boy goes to his dad that is playing darts and says “what is the second letter in the alphabet? His dad says “180”! So the boy goes to his sister who is playing with her Barbies. The boy asks “what is the 3rd letter in the alphabet”? The sister says " I’m a Barbie girl in a barbie world”! The next day the boy goes to school and needs the toilet again so he goes to ask if he can go and the teacher says " yes but before you go what is the 3 letters in the alphabet”? They boy says " oh shut up"! The teacher is angry about that so she says “what is the second one”? “180”! Says the boy and the teacher asks him where he is from and the boy says " I’m a barbie girl in a barbie world!"

The end

Why are orphans rude at school?

What’s the school going to do? Call their parents?

What’s the king of all school supplies? A ruler

What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies

A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don’t leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou ‘hole-y’ as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.

Teacher: You cant be here after school without a parent!

Orphan: -no response-

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say “Dad I have to go to school soon”

Me:whats yellow and cant swim?

My sister: What??

Me:a school bus filled with kids

Q: How did the explorers get to school? A: They rode the Colum-bus!

Why can’t orphans go on school field trips?

Parent Signature: _______

What is yellow and can’t fly? A school bus

What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.

Teacher: calls you up to the board. You: Ok. Gets intense boner has to fart really bad You: f***!!!

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it’s pointless!!

whats yellow all over and can’t swim

a school busful of children

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.

One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”