Little girls are like basic math, if there under 13 you do them in your head
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Why did the students eat their homework 📚?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake. 🎂😂
What does a Mag and a Clip have incommon...... They are both good at School
I hate prom in Alabama, they always say “uhh actually this is our family reunion” WE ARE IN ALABAMA SO THEY ARE THE SAME
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
What is a orphans favorite period? Homeroom
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
I wanted to make a Joke about Homeworks,but sadly im an Orphan
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Teacher- "I'll call your mother" Orphan- "go on, see if she picks up
Today I had an exam in school. When I was done, I raised my hand and yelled “Pisstiano Penaldo!”
My teacher smiled and took my paper. She knew I was finished.
School was fun but it was hard almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
why do orphans hate school no field trips parent signature_____________
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who they gonna cry too? their parents?
POV there’s a school shooting American first time European yeah you American no not my first time
Uh six teachers are annoying. Thank god I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
Why does an orphanage stay over night at a school? Cause there parents won’t pick them up
teacher: "you know you can't sleep in my class" boy: " I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
