Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?

I dont know, i just fly the drone.

do you know who didn’t graduate high school this year?

the Parkland kids

a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone

A kid came from school. His mother said “What did you do in school?” The boy replied “I had sex with my my Teacher” She said “OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!” He waited, then his dad walked in and said “Your mother told me what you did. I’m proud of you son. Let’s go buy you a bicycle.” When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said “I can’t, my butt is sore” Dad said “Why is your butt sore” The Boy said “Because I had sex with my teacher”.

Sometimes i have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell


Whats the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?

A Sandy Hook

if you shoot at a school of fish?


So one day I was walking home from school with my best friend sally. She was worried to get home because she was going to tell her mom that bob the class rep got her pregnant a eight months ago and now it was obvious she was pregnant. So I said “sally it’ll be ok I’m sure she’ll be happy to get a grandson” “yeah thanks suzy” she said to me then went into her house. The next few weeks she didn’t show up to school so I was like oh she must be in trouble with her mom I’ll go check on her So I walk up to her house and her mom answers with a baby boy in her hands “oh hello. Is that Sally’s son!! Can I see sally?” Her mom says sure and I go inside but she leads me to the backyard and I see a tombstone “here lies sally 2004-2020” so I ask her mom in tears “oh did she not make it through the birth?” And her mom replied “you could say that…”

A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an englishman. He says things like,

“It’s a elevator, not’a lift!”


“It’s bathroom! Not ‘washroom’!”

He keeps going on until the englishman says,

“Hey wankar, it’s a school, not a god damned shootin range.”

Son - Dad I’ve been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class Dad - Son that’s the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn’t for you!

Goes to school with blue suppresed pistol #1victory royals

How do bees 🐝 get to school?

They ride the school buzz!

School is a lot like boot camp, the only difference is that you don’t have to get deployed to get shot at

Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.

Why are orphans rude at school?

What’s the school going to do? Call their parents?

What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest

What is a difference between a tree tree house house for dinner and dinner today after dinner and dinner with you today after school

What’s long yellow and doesn’t float

A school bus filled with children

What’s a school shooter’s favourite flower?