School jokes
When I walk to school, I fart.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldnโt do his homework.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because they're a big cheetah.
Teachers: Whenever thereโs a school shooting, hide under the desk.
Students: Hiding under desk.
Shooter: Well, no oneโs in here!
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isnโt a joke, but why not?
Why canโt an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They donโt have a parentโs signature.
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the ABCs and the other count to 10.
Teacher: You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head.
Johnny at school: You can kill a bird and give a man a concussion.
One of my students asks, "Can I have a bookmark?"
A year of school and they still don't know my name is Danny.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! ๐คฌ