I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder
When the school shooter enters the classroom and its the quiet kids dad
Once Jimmy was minding his own business then he hears his mom comes home he asked "where have you been?" she replied with "I was at work" yet he knew his mom did not have work so the next day while heading to school he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant and they want to try there device and they need the baby dad to say if its alright
why is their a middle school Beacause the kids that go their are middle class familys
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole
whyd susie go down the the slide too fast?
because her wheelchair was good
Hey everyone im back bc im sinking back towards depression bc my sister is rly being a bitch and my parents always side with her and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming and im seriously considering hanging myself to end it all bc the pain is just... terrible and i feel like im not worth life
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
One day when I driving around our children's school with my wife she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did we hear a loud, long scream.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush. All I have to do is go to the africa section
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and replied with my butt still hurts.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
