School jokes
"Twins sitting in class."
Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
What's the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When I walk to school, I fart.
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
Why did the orphan fail all his classes?
He couldn’t do his homework.
What's the easiest way to get straight A's? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, "Just you wait!"
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!