Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
School Jokes
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
