School jokes
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words. They wanted to hear them. They are: "you still holding the ladder?"
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
Once Jimmy was minding his own business, then he hears his mom come home. He asked, "Where have you been?" She replied with, "I was at work," yet he knew his mom did not have work. So the next day, while heading to school, he gets a phone call saying his mom is pregnant, and they want to try their device, and they need the baby's dad to say if it's alright.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What’s the difference between 69 and High School?
In 69 you usually only kiss one c*nt and look at one a**hole.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
Hey everyone, I'm back because I'm sinking back towards depression because my sister is really being a bitch, and my parents always side with her, and the stress over online school is just getting overwhelming, and I'm seriously considering hanging myself to end it all because the pain is just... terrible, and I feel like I'm not worth life.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
Your forehead is so big that teachers use it as a whiteboard.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
Why can't orphans go to parents' evening? Because their parents left them.
I read to deaf kids in my spare time.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.