What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
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(If you understand the joke ur a god)
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.
when i get home from school i always lay on my floor crying and wishing i was deid.
when you are sitting out side at school and this boy come up to you with a rock in his hand and says do you know where mrs stewrt is at
When your at school and you have to wipe your ass but it only one ply... Your finger breaks through... mmm Finger lickin good
There is this girl at school and she gets bullied for being in a wheelchair
Why doesn’t she stand up for herself.
A kindergarten class is learning about the alphabet. The teacher asked, "What comes after M?" Little Timmy reached into his backpack and yelled "16!"
Someone forgot to do half the questions in the history test
And that's what made him go down in history
“Twins sitting in class” Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.
what do you call a schol bus with 30 kids
a killstreak
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
what did the orphans parent say when he got bad grades nothing he doen't have any
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
Techer: If you dont understand ask your parents at home. Orphan: I dont have neither of those :c
What the worst thing that can happen to schools?
Quiet kids.
When I walk to school I fart
