You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
Teacher: why were you late Me:Traffic Teacher: Did I did it Me: Did I even blame it on you
so a kid is taking a test and the paper says "in a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, and a pink bed, and a pink tv, and a pink cat, what colour are the stairs?"
so the kid answers pink like the idiot he is
Why did the orphan fail all his classes? He couldnβt do his homework
What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"
I looked up how fast does cum shoot and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
If there's ever a shooting at school pull a Uno reverse card out
Why does no one sit next to a cheetah during school? Because their a big cheetah
Teachers: when ever thereβs a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip? To the mew-seum. (MOST LIKED JOKES. COMMENT BOO IF YOU LIKE THE VIDEO)
if you have a teacher who is a Karen comment what the worst thing that they did to u or ur entire class I know this ainβt a joke but why not
Teacher makes 1 kid recite the abcs and the other count to 10. Teacher: you can kill 2 birds with1 stone. Little Johnny goes home and throws a rock at two birds. One dies. He gives his dad a concussion from the rock hitting his head. Johnny at school: you can kill a bird and give a man a concusssion.
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education π€¬ !
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Wen you run over a speed bump in a school zone and you remember that there are no speed bumps.
A high school student and his best friend were rushing to class after his best friend caused them both to be late. His best friend asked, "Would you like to hear a joke?" "Sure," he replied. "What do you and your sister have in common?" "I don't know." "Because of me you're both late for your next period."
