The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest. He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
When you get suspended from school For giving the deaf kid AirPods for his birthday
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
What's the difference between a school shooting pistol and a baked potato? The physical composition of course but they both pack the same heat.
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?
He was caught aimboting.
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day do a school shooting they will think it’s a joke 😃
Are you a school because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "Johnny, do you pray before you eat?" Little Johnny says, "I don't need to, my mum makes good food."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first think I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.
