One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Your momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her because they thought they missed the bus.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
I fell in love with my teacher.
Which is weird because I am home schooled.
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
Imagine being expelled from school for bringing a weapon to school.
Don't believe what your school bully tells you.
Always take it with a grain of assault.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Little Johnny was late to school one day, and Miss Brown asks, "Johnny, how come you're late to class?" And Johnny says, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and started fucking the white cow." Miss Brown said, "Johnny, don't use that word. Next time you want to say that, use the word 'surprised'."
The next day Johnny was late again, and Miss Brown said, "Johnny, why are you late?" And Johnny replied, "Miss, you wouldn't believe it. The farmer's bull got out and 'surprised' the white cow." Miss Brown said, "That's much better, Johnny." And Johnny said, "Yeah, walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one."
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
