I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
Why did the school shooter earn extra points? Bcz he was on a kill streak.
A russian, a brit and a terrorist are in an air balloon. First the russian says "i dare to throw a stone down" So he does that but the others dont seem to be impressed so the brit says " i dare to throw a brick down " so again he does that, the russian is impressed but the terrorist laughs and says " i dare to throw a bomb down " so he does that and everybody cant believe what they have just seen so a bit further they land and a shocked and an afraid little boy comes running up to them so they ask what happened, on wich the little boy said " I farted and my school exploded".
I was high in high school, but not as high as the people jumping from the buildings
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
why arent ophens scared of getting in troble at school
because they cant call there parents
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What was jfks favorite school tv show? Brain POP
she wears short skirts i wear t-shirts and we're both getting sent home from school because its distracting to boys apparently
I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
there is a kid in my school who is exactly like dahmer but he dont eat ppl. or does he.... hes dahmer's son @domink
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
This. This, is my class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xlzTJPmpV9o
I like my girlfriends new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one 😀
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
why do orphans not know how to spell.
because know one likes them dump people.🤭🤡
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister are the flesh of the fallen
Where does banana learn to split at sundae school
