Say jokes
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Two wind turbines were standing on a hill.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other one says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
How do you spell ihop?
Then spell ihop and say "ness".
Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.