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A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
POV: You walk up to your short friend and say, "How is the weather down there?"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the headless horseman say to the woman?
"Give me head."
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
What did John Cena say to the blind kid? "You can't see me."
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you say to a black midget?
Wanna a shower? You look like you got splashed by a muddy puddle.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
Me: *opens a bag of hot Cheetos in class*
All my friends: Hey bro, can I have some?
People I don't know: Please lemme have some. PLEASE, I'll be your best friend!
People I say no to: (⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)(⊙-⊙)
Hi Alex, you will probably not see this till the morning, but I just wanted to say I have had fun since you were here. Also, thank you so much for protecting me and being there for me. And yeah, have a good day!
Never say to an orphan, "Bye buddy, hope you find your dad!"
A guy walks into a gun store and everything is half off. He looks at his son and says, "I didn't know back to school sales started yet."
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.