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What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?

O I C U R M T

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

I hooked up with my German girlfriend. It was really distracting when she kept saying her age.

When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."

What did one depressed kid say to the other?

Hey, wanna hang together?

A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.

What does the suicidal person say on New Years?

"New year, no me."

I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.

Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.

What am I?

Answer: a Riddle.

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."

I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."

Two men are walking down the street and see a dog licking its balls. One man says, "I wish I could do that." The other one says, "You can probably just pet him."

What’s something you might say at sea, but not at your partner?

Land ho!