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What did the screw say to the screw? We sure screwed things up!
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Q: What did one dead hooker say to the other dead hooker?
A: Nothing, dead hookers don't talk.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What did the pedestrian say after he saw the twin towers fell?
JENGA!!!!
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.