What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? You are the wind beneath my wings
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
what did the orphan say to the crippled man.
i suffer from crippling depression
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
What does the penis say to the condom? Cover me I'm going inside
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water
But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
knock knock whos there parents parents who thats what an orphan would say
i just wanted to say to never let go of family they are everything never let anyone walk all over you and if you are with me like this quote
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
They always say u r what u eat! So I’d be nothing That sounds abt right
After a suicide joke say Dont leave me hanging or i’ll cut it out
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
A grasshopper jumps into a bar.
The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"
I've always been suicidal ,some might say why haven't I actually done the act ,I'll just say well I hate myself to much so I though I stay around for the punishment of staying alive
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
