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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
Confucius say, man who go through turn table is going to Bangkok.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?"
"This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world!", says Johnny.
The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny, and says, "Now you know that's not true, son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy."
Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true, but one drop of this on a cat's ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
What did the Indian say when he bumped into someone else?
"Sari."
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
People always tell me to say no to drugs, but if I'm talking to drugs, I probably said yes.
Şehmus ne demiş? Ne bileyim, olm, ona sor.
What did the captured Germans say to the French in WW1?
"Verdun for."
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What do you say when you sister's annoying you?
Go oasis (go away sis)!
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says...
"Why the long face?"
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.