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What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I don't know what to say.
Memes
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."