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Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?
"Wait, I can explain everything!"
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
You can keep the tip.
A hamburger walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.