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A hamburger walks into a bar.

The bartender says, "I'm sorry. We don't serve food here."

Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?

They say he had locomotives.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

What do lesbian vampires say after sex?

"See you next month."

A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?

Keep the tip.