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How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
April Fools' joke: Go to an orphanage and say your parents came back.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
"Orange, orange, orange."
"Knock, knock."
"Orange."
"Orange you happy I didn't say orange again?"
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
I call my sister a "fat cow," and she asks me, "Want to hear a joke?" I say, "Sure." She says, "You are the joke!"
What did the mouse 🐭 say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! 🧀😂
When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
A cop pulls over an old man.
The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
The old man said, "No."
*World War 2 going on and then stops.*
Me: "I guess you would say it was a gory-ious battle."
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
"Our souls will rain forever."
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
A mom cow's last words were to the mom cow's son. They were, "You are..." then died. The son thought that he was adopted, but then three years later, the mom cow rose from the dead and said to her son that she was going to say, "You were adorable." Then she died once more. Then two years later, she rose from the dead for the last time to say to her son, "And that's why we adopted you."
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!